ROGUE ELEMENT 133

Rogue Element #133: Changes

By Avril Kulla

Change is a controversial topic to say the least. Change can be good, bad, meh and everything in between and outside the spectrum. Hell, change IS the spectrum; it is whatever it wants to be, takes whatever form, breaks through previously impenetrable barriers. Change should never be taken lightly, except for when it should. Change is complicated, simplistic, fun and terrifying to behold. Change is one of the most powerful forces in the universe, right up there with love, because anyone and everyone can wield it. We all certainly experience it, but we can choose how much we actively practice it.

Personally, I’m scared shitless of change, a character flaw I can more easily acknowledge than overcome. “I know what I like, and I like what I know,” a television character once said. Of course she was discussing Mac versus PC whereas I apply those words to almost everything in my life. The unknown is pants-wettingly terrifying, and what’s so wrong with the way things are now? Is change strictly necessary when life is maintaining a decent status quo? What is so special about change?

Everything, and nothing. Change is needed just as often as it is not, and it is welcomed as often it is shunned. However, it has to happen for there to be forward motion. I’ve been discussing forward motion a lot lately; my husband is a big fan of it. As much as I kick, scream, dig my heels in and clutch onto the hallway bannister lest I be pulled into the fiery pits of lava (sorry about that Dad, but it was totally Chels’ fault as well) I have come to accept, embrace and soon practice the idea of forward motion.

Marvel Comics has been floundering a bit lately. Whereas their movies and television shows have reached new heights (suck it, DC), many of the books I read have reached new lows. While I continue to collect my books I wasn’t reading them as often and recently found myself with a large stack of comics awaiting my perusal. When I finally sat down with my various titles surrounding me like a witches’ circle of pretty colors and ‘Pows!’ I felt that familiar tingle: the excitement thrumming in my veins as I prepared to ride along another impassioned adventure in a world of mutant powers, flying heroes and lovable guardians who are saving lives all up and down this galaxy. I was pumped and couldn’t wait to read what happened next.

I cannot say I was disappointed (I’m as horrified of that word, or more accurately provoking that word from my loved ones, as I am of change) because I did still enjoy a majority of my books, but I was slightly disillusioned. My X-Men are not consistently my favorite characters to read at this time, which is discombobulating to say the least. X-Men are the reason I started reading comics in the first place. For years they were all I read, through thick and thin, good stories/art and bad stories/art. It took me years to branch out, because why would I? The X-Men are the best superheroes in the world; the team and their powers are so varied there’s always something new and exciting to read about. Over fifty years old and there are still fresh stories to be told, even with the original team. Sure, three of them are dead (for the moment; as they say in the X-Men, that trick never works) and the other three have gone through more looks and personality changes than Cher and Madonna’s love child, but hey, that’s comics for you.
Point is, I’ve been in a relationship with the X-Men for over twenty years and I’ve seen and put up with a lot of shit, but I’ve kept reading because there are always new writers and artists who can take the characters and stories in unique directions. When they’re on I savor it, when they’re off I ride it out until the next creative team takes the wheel. I’ve always read the X-Men because captivating or crappy, they’ve always been there to read.

Soon, however, they may not.

I recently glanced at an article on a comic website which had a tally of the titles Marvel will be releasing come the fall after yet another revamp of sorts, and there were no specific X-Men titles. Now it did state that this was likely not a complete list, and there are still X-Men out and about (Rogue and Cable are on the Uncanny Avengers team, which will continue in October), but there remains the possibility that the X-Men, as a team and a book, are no more. This change is…challenging for me to accept.

Nothing is finalized yet, but I’m an ‘assume the glass is half empty so if it’s not I’ll be happy and if it is I’ll at least not be surprised’ kind of gal, so I am trying to mentally prepare myself. The truth is lately if I decide to reread a story it’s typically not a recent X-Men title. I’ll read ‘Transmetropolitan’ until I break the spines, I have enough ‘Harry Potter’ in my head to kick ass at trivia (go team Pet My Niffler!) and I may have read ‘Fray’ almost as much as I watched ‘Buffy,’ but there are few recent X-Men story arcs I have a craving to revisit. Older ones, such as Joss Whedon’s run, House of M, the classic ‘90s issues and the first couple years of Gambit’s solo title, I’ll reread the crap outta those comics, so maybe that’s telling. I’ll always have my favorites to dip back into; nothing can take away how those adventures and relationships can still make me feel. Therefore it may not be the worst thing in the world if Marvel moved on from the X-Men for a spell, and in that forward motion they may find each other once more down the road, and build something new.

The X-Men not only introduced me to the marvelous macrocosm of the mutant universe, they introduced me to comics, an entertainment medium I continue to adore. Though it took me a bit of time I did start to explore other aspects of the comic world besides the X-Men one to which I was born, and while I still dig me some superheroes some of my favorite books now are of the non-powered variety.

Forward motion. I’m preparing to commit to the biggest change I’ve ever, and likely will ever, experience, so talking comics may seem a little trivial in comparison, and yet it has its importance as well. I’m not there yet (calm down, everyone) but if all goes to plan someday soon I may be someone’s mother, teaching them about change and love and comics. Nothing lasts forever even though comics can make it feel that way sometimes (Captain America was first printed 75 years ago and that sucker is still going strong), but there’s also no better place to learn about the joy and pains of change then between those glossy pages where anything can, has and will happen. So for now I look for merriment in my forward motion and say with my glass and head held high, cheers to change.

ROGUE ELEMENT 132

Rogue Element 132: Let’s Get Together: Captain America: Civil War vs. X-Men: Apocalypse
By Avril Brown

A well-made, entertaining and successful superhero ensemble film is a tricky beast to tame. As with any movie, the story matters. As George Lucas once infamously said (and later ignored, much to ‘Star Wars’ fans’ dismay): “A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing.” In this digital day and age, a superhero film is rarely boring judging by special effects alone, but whether it soars or sinks is very dependent on the quality of the story being told.

Part of what makes an ensemble story not suck is the amount and quality of due diligence given to the major players. What is the point of inviting so many people to the party if we are denied an opportunity to see their tricks? A display of power is not the only thing we want to see from the front runners; we need a reason to care about them, so we need an adequate amount of background intel in order to giving a flying fig.

Balance is key, and finding it is like finding Waldo in the middle of a Where’s Waldo cosplay convention. A proper accord must be struck between telling a compelling story, presenting the major characters and providing several extensive fights scenes (these are, after all, comic book movies).

That being said, let’s explore what worked and what didn’t in this years’ biggest ensemble films.

Civil War

The third installment in the Captain America franchise started with a bang; almost too much so, I felt upon initial viewing. Both action and story clipped along at such a rapid pace I found myself wishing they would actually take a beat and let us absorb everything before moving onto the next phase. However, this was actually a slow-burn type of film where by the end of it you can fully appreciate the sheer genius of the understated villain story, and the well-executed hero one.

An important element to remember is this is a Captain America movie, so his ideals, actions and allies are the true core of the story, but Captain America has become an Avenger, and therefore the villain is not after the Cap specifically, but all Avengers. Hence the ensemble. Here is a man driven to vengeance by his losses, and what he seeks is not death but devastation, and in some ways, he wins. Kind of hard to swallow for a superhero movie, yet it works.

Civil War succeeds spectacularly at achieving the main bullet points for a winning team movie. The main characters and their relationships are decently explored (there are some rather adorable scenes between Cap’s besties, Bucky and Sam), the story was well laid out (the twist ending was a gut-wrenching surprise) and there were some kick ass fight scenes, each unique in their own special ways. Plus, the biggest and baddest of the battles was in the middle of the movie rather at the end, but you didn’t feel the movie was lacking because of that particular change up.

That’s not to say the movie didn’t have flaws. You definitely had to have seen ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ to understand pretty much every important aspect of this movie, though they did a fair job of trying to catch up new viewers without being redundant. Bucky was a central catalyst to the whole story and yet he had a very muted and lackluster conclusion. The incident which was the final straw for those seeking to control the Avengers, an explosion inadvertently caused by the Scarlet Witch which killed a dozen Wakandan peacekeepers, would have killed possibly hundreds more if she’d let it explode where it was: in the middle of a busy market, and yet no one is pointing out that fact.

I may be getting a little nitpicky on that last one, particularly since I can say with absolutely no reservations that I loved Civil War and consider it almost on par with ‘The Avengers.’ I also just like to acknowledge that nothing’s perfect. Speaking of…

Apocalypse

Any X-Men fan will tell you that Apocalypse is one of the most formidable of their foes; definitely an extinction-level, multi-chapter, spawning an alternative universe kind of bad guy, so one would expect a lot of large displays of badassery. On that score, ‘Apocalypse’ did not disappoint.

The introduction, though a little drawn out, did its job of establishing En Sabah Nur (aka Apocalypse) as a seriously intense fellow, at least judging by his four horsemen. These trusted disciples are as fierce as their powers, and while we don’t see much of En Sabah Nur’s particular skill set, you’re made to assume he’s packing given what his people are capable of.

Given the early reviews I was expecting a distinct lack of power display, but thankfully this was not the case. We get to see quite the array of amazing mutant abilities in addition to some key background character history. In the comics Apocalypse brainwashes his horsemen in addition to giving them a serious power boost, but in the film they join him of their own volition, so establishing some emotional vulnerability is vital to understanding why they chose this path. The only one who was denied this treatment was Psylocke, and yet she seemed the most committed to the cause. Hm.

Again, with a name like ‘Apocalypse’ you’re to expect quite the emphatic exhibition and they deliver, but most of these are from everyone else besides the big man. Yes, he boosted their powers, and sure, he can melt people into walls, but what is it about this mutant that is so apocalyptic when he seems to gets everyone else to do his heavy lifting?

Things get pretty repetitive towards the end as well; lots of the same speeches, posturing and delaying the predictable. While the teams really come together and the side battle scenes are tight, the main battle is somewhat, well, dull and easily foreseeable. While it was stated early on that Jean Grey was a powerful mutant with a tenuous control over her powers, we were given no substantial visuals to back that up. To really build up a game-changing, pivotal character like Jean, we need to see what it is that makes her so potentially dangerous.

There were many elements of humor which kept the audience laughing; definitely an important factor in a feature film of this length and depth. Quicksilver once again stole the show with his breakout scene, and while one could argue they essentially used the same gimmicks and set up as his debut in the previous X-Men film, the truth of the matter is it worked damn well then and even better now.

Part of the problem with a lot of sequels is they are following a rather tough act, and it is by this successful stick they are measured. ‘Days of Future Past’ was a highly enjoyable film, and everyone was expecting, or hoping, the quality would continue upwards, as it did with the Captain America trilogy. ‘Apocalypse’ was leaps and bounds beyond the last third installment in an X-Men franchise, but that’s not saying a lot. It delivered action, drama, and build up, everything an end of times super powered film should have, but it carried on a bit too much in all aspects and was, therefore, not quite what it could have been.

When you think about it, all X-Men movies are ensemble films, therefore one cannot help but be a harsher critic on the franchise which, in theory, should have this formula for success down pat. So in terms of the box office encounter between the ensembles, Civil War most certainly takes the cake, but Apocalypse has its good points which cannot be discounted. However, when it comes to the next generation of superhero film franchises, as En Sabah Nur said himself, Only the Strong Shall Survive.

HILO VOL 2

HILO: SAVING THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
Written and Drawn by Judd Winick
Published by Random House Kids

Reviewed by Marc Mason

As good as the first volume of HILO was, the second volume is a quantum leap forward in terms of story, pacing, and art. Judd Winick is attempting to outdo himself, and he is succeeding.

When last we left the robot boy he had achieved a great victory at a high price: seeming destruction and an early exit from Earth. But as volume two gets underway we see him start to find his way back to Earth thanks to his toe.

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If I explained that to you, it would ruin a great gag. Not gonna do it.

Reunited with his pals DJ and Gina, he gets right back to enjoying the fruits of our planet and to experiencing things like trying to eat. But it isn’t too long before trouble starts brewing: rifts start appearing in the air and unusual creatures (and robots) start making their way through. When one of those creatures is a cat-warrior who is something of a samurai, the secret of Hilo’s existence may not remain secret for much longer…

Hijinks, tremendous battles, and incredible amusement follow.

To use Hilo’s favorite word, volume two of this terrific series is outstanding in every way. It is clever, exciting, drawn beautifully, has richer and deeper emotional stakes, and amazingly fast-paced. I continue to be extremely pleased to have this Judd Winick back making comics, not the one who did all those dark and gritty DC comics. This is his wheelhouse. Can’t wait for the next volume.


FIX – RENATO JONES

THE FIX #1-2
Written by Nick Spencer and Drawn by Steve Lieber
RENATO JONES #1
Written and Drawn by Kaare Andrews
Published by Image Comics

Reviewed by Marc Mason

Two newbies from Image that are deserving of your attention…

Boy, oh boy, is THE FIX a breath of fresh air.
We open with the main character extolling the virtues of being a criminal, and it’s done so in almost depressingly hilarious fashion. As he and his partner rob a senior citizen’s retirement home, you immediately know you’re in for a ride. One, what the hell kind of criminal robs this place yet also acts appalled when the residents aren’t being properly supervised, and two, how many of these old guys tend to have a shotgun in their bed?

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One too many, as it turns out.

From there it only gets crazier, as we learn these two gunmen are even more off the chain that you might have guessed… because they’re actually cops. Super, super dirty cops.

Hilariously dirty cops.

Not only that, but they are in debt to even dirtier cops, which causes them to make some… unusual decisions to try and clear the books. To tell you more would be just mean; suffice it to say that the plot goes off in absolutely insane directions, making THE FIX some of the most fun I have had in recent memory when reading a comic. Not once was I able to predict what was going to happen next, and that is a true gift to a reader. Genuine surprise doesn’t happen much anymore.

Spencer and Lieber continue the outstanding collaboration they developed while doing SUPERIOR FOES OF SPIDER-MAN, and the book soars because of it. The creative chemistry here is amazing, and both are working at the top of their talents on every page. I laughed consistently at THE FIX and at the end of each issue I immediately wanted the next one. Highest possible recommendation.

Also…

I was a little dubious when I heard about RENATO JONES. The concept sounded a little too calculated to me: a killer who preys on the 1%. That’s pretty much a meteor directly to the heart of the zeitgeist, and that made it easy to be cynical about it.

But here’s the thing: it turns out to be pretty good.

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Kaare Andrews uses his artistic imagination to do some amazing things in this one, engaging different art styles, multimedia, negative space, and more to tell the story of a young boy who rises from the streets to become a quiet scourge to those who place themselves about the rest of us. It is violent. It is profane.

Yet so are the actions of many of the 1%. There is justice here.

RENATO JONES didn’t set me on fire with its rage and anger, but it did engage and entertain me in a meaningful way. It isn’t like anything else on the stands, and that, for damn sure, matters.

WONDER WOMAN AT SUPER HERO HIGH

WONDER WOMAN AT SUPER HERO HIGH
Written by Lisa Yee
Published by Random House Kids

Reviewed by Marc Mason

A new series of superheroine young adult novels? An easily accessible way for the early tween set to get to know classic comic book characters? Strong characters, good role models, fun stories?

Where has the DC SUPER HERO GIRLS been all my life? I needed this for my daughter a decade ago!

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That said, I’m extremely pleased to see that it exists now, and the first book of the series, WONDER WOMAN AT SUPER HERO HIGH has dropped and it is a fun little tale of teem bonding, teamwork, social media, and learning how to be one’s best self, wrapped in glorious superheroic trappings.

A teenaged Wonder Woman, chomping at the bit to leave behind the Amazons and see the world, applies to Super Hero High and makes her way to a society that she does not understand and has no experience with. Here we have a Wonder Woman who is completely guileless, lacking even the basic knowledge of sarcasm as she wades into a school full of powered individuals like her. Her naiveté leads to a great deal of confusion as she navigates her new life, especially with Harley Quinn (cast as a Youtube queen here) as a roommate. And of course, traditional school cliques are in play, something else Wondy does not comprehend. What’s great about the way Lisa Yee writes it is that she manages to make Wondy’s experience universal to pretty much any kid experiencing a new school

This is a Wonder Woman who is relatable in ways we have never seen before.

Of course, you have to have genuine conflict, and there is plenty here to deal with. Jealous students trying to sabotage Wonder Woman’s success and get her expelled. A rival school of supervillains. A competition amongst schools with high stakes. All the stuff you’d want to see in this kind of story. Yee delivers in a big way as she creates this genre hybrid, truly putting together the best of both.

My one down note was that the story takes its sweet time getting moving. The first hundred pages, the pacing is slooooooooooow. But the characters are written in such a charming way that you still want to keep moving along and see where the story takes them. That’s good writing right there.

The final page ends on a “cliffhanger” though it is a harmless one. If you didn’t read the next book, you still got a complete story here. But with something this much fun, why wouldn’t you – or the tween girl in your life – want to read the next one?

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ROGUE ELEMENT 131

Rogue Element #131: C2E2 2016 The Panels

By Avril Brown

Your Brain on Comics
Kerry Freedman, Meryl Jaffe, Joe Magliano, David Rapp
Moderated by Josh Elder

In order to more fully explore the effects reading comic books can have on the brain, and how teachers, parents and mentors alike can utilize said effects, particularly in aiding children who are struggling with reading, comic creator Josh Elder moderated this panel of several brain-focused PhDs.

Elder is the founder of Reading with Pictures, a Chicago based organization which focuses on getting comics into schools and helping children learn how to read. He opened this panel with a story of a little boy who, when his mother was unable to finish reading him his bedtime comic book, would pick up the book and read the story himself. Though too young to understand the words on the page, he nevertheless was able to follow the story via the pictures and comprehend how his Transformer heroes saved the day. Thus began Elder’s foray into reading, and comics, both passions he clearly has fueled over the years.

Though getting brain-based brainiacs to explain their research in layman’s terms is a challenge, Elder was able to do just that, and all of the panel members contributed their two cents on the mental mechanics which go into reading and processing a written and illustrated story.

While reading is something which has to be learned, the ability to recognize a scene is built in, and this core concept is what allows children to follow a story without being able to read it. Kids are willing to engage in reading a comic, but more importantly they CAN; they already have the knowledge base in order to process it. “A block of text for troubled readers may as well be in Sanskrit,” Elder explained, but images are innately understood.

Kerry Freedman studies visual culture and has done research on groups of adolescents who gather around specific visual pop culture (such as gamers and fan artists). She explained how our brains have an incredible visual memory capability, and in particular we have a sweet spot for images accompanying our narratives. We enjoy seeing things we recognize but we crave variety as well, which is why most people tend to get bored watching the same movie over and over again but get excited about a series of films as the characters are familiar but presented in new circumstances.

Joe Magliano is a psychology professor and he helped explain the challenges comic creators face. Artists have to use their work to expand upon ‘mind-reading’ by showcasing emotions on the characters faces, thereby letting the reader learn what is happening inside their mind.

There were some stunning revelations regarding colors as well when the team explained that certain color schemes can provoke particular emotions. Children’s comics tend to have more complimentary colors as it presents a more calming portrait. Contrasting colors show up more in action comics and can cause more stress and conflict. In fact, colors exude such a strong emotional influence, whether we’re conscious of it or not, that they can be the reason a person picks up a comic book or passes it by, according to Freedman.

There was plenty to take away from this fascinating panel, not the least being detailed proof that comics can truly help make reading a less stressful and more successful process for children, especially for those who need a little extra help. Perhaps one of the best moments came at the end with the final question from the audience. A woman declared herself a writer and an artist but stated she always felt comics were ‘junk food’ reading and held no intellectual value. Elder put it best: “Well, as I explained earlier I learned how to read because of comics; they opened up a whole new world to me.” He grew up on welfare but it was his love of reading, originating with comics, which drove him to earn a National Merit scholarship from Northwestern University. “Then I got a film degree and disappointed everyone. I may have wasted my life since then,” he joked, “but comics transformed my life.” Translation: ‘junk food’ my ass, you ignorant woman.

Let’s Make a Villain
Adam Withers, Comfort Love, Dirk Manning, Mark Waid

These four comic creators armed with a vast array of backgrounds and styles, aided by an eager audience, helped bring a brand new villain to life, and explained the process along the way. Adam and Comfort (I guess her parents were hippies?), who are so married you just can’t even, have produced several original comic titles available on the market today. Dirk Manning holds a torch for the horror genre, and my first experience with Mark Waid’s work was ‘Irredeemable,’ a comic which begged the question: What if a superhero with nigh limitless power went batshit crazy?

Needless to say, this was a fun panel to experience, and I do say ‘experience’ because not only did these creators really dive into the details of creating a villain, and thereby a story, they invited the audience to help create such a creature on the spot. With prompts and questions from the panelists a scarred, greedy, idealist pirate queen was born as Adam sketched her out over the course of the hour.

Villains, they explained, can shape the story. For example, if you are reading a story with a zombie bad guy, you already know something about the environment and structure of the tale. The villain guides what’s going to happen because her/his role is to propel the plot forward. They are the ones who want something, be it an item, the success of their villainous scheme, revenge, etc., and part of what makes them the villain is what they are willing to do in order to get it. The villain is the proactive character, the hero reactive, thus fueling the plot. After all, what would the hero do if the villain didn’t do anything?

The antagonist has a special relationship with the hero; they are uniquely intertwined as the villain is the one who brings traits out in the hero, a feat which no one else can accomplish. Batman’s villains were brought up as an example: each one of his challengers shows in their own particular way why Batman is a hero.

As important the villain is to the story, you cannot let your readers care more about the villain than they do the hero, the creators stressed. “Mind the sympathy line,” Manning advised. “You can brush up against it but don’t cross over otherwise people will start rooting for the villain instead.” The hero should always be the more sympathetic character, the more relatable, no matter the species or setting. Plus, s/he needs to be in danger of some sort, otherwise there’s no urgency to the story.

While the creators were unified in suggesting creating the setting first, as the environment shapes the story and therefore the characters, they cautioned to not get bogged down by it either. “As a writer, there are only so many plots to pursue,” Manning explained. “What do you want to say about the world around you? That should be the tone of the story.”

“Plot doesn’t matter apart from the structure you hang your story,” Waid declared. “People remember characters, they remember emotion.” Villains can be fun to create, but make sure they balance out the story. Also, sometimes you have to kill a character off to make the story work. “Don’t take a character away to be cheap, do it to drive the story.” A character death can be a gateway into a new world. Manning used Sirius Black’s death in ‘Harry Potter’ as an example of a death that proved they were no longer having fluffy children adventures; that there was a cost to their actions. “I mean, I’m a grown ass man, and I was like, ‘WTF man?,’ but it served the story and made the stakes real.”

When asked by a certain Spider Jerusalem whether one’s emotional state affects their writing, the answers were a resounding ‘YES’ across the board. “Find the project that channels the emotion you’re feeling and power on through, get it out,” recommended Waid. Manning referred to another writer who wrote under a pseudonym for one particular series because, as he put it, he was a different person when writing that book.

“Nothing is scarier than someone who has no business smiling that cannot stop,” Withers declared as he put the finishing touches on the pirate queen. “A villain’s way of wrecking the hero’s day should be iconic,” he stated as he turned one of her hands into a gun, “and because guns for hands are cool.” Well stated, sir.

While the Adam and Comfort comedy act was tough to weather through in the beginning (I fancy even Dirk and Mark thought them a bit much; they looked bemused, like watching toddlers trying to keep the adult’s attention past the allotted amount of time), I am thoroughly pleased to have attended this panel. As a writer I learned a lot and watching a creative process in action is always a joy. Now onto creating a dastardly villain!

ROGUE ELEMENT 130

Rogue Element #130: C2E2 2016

By Avril Brown

Ah, my darling C2E2, how I have missed thee! Though a touch early this year (the Con is typically in April) you are as welcome as ever. Walking towards the McCormick Center Friday morning surrounded by geeks of all sorts literally vibrating with barely repressed excitement, it feels like coming home.

However, just like returning home after a long stretch abroad, things are not quite what you remember, and it can take some time to adjust to that fact. Meg Ryan once said, “People are always saying change is a good thing, but what they’re actually saying is something that you didn’t want to happen, did.” True that, but change can be good, or change can be terrible. The goal is at the very least a semblance of balance, or ideally, coming out a wee ahead.

The Good

This year C2E2 introduced a gaming pavilion, and MAN was that a check in the win column! They had tables set up with everything from the original Nintendo console to the latest Xbox to a multiplayer dance-off. Kids of all ages (and I’m including my husband in that tally) were clearly having a blast playing old games, competing with each other and learning new tricks. I saw one woman killing it on Super Mario 3 like she’d woken up that morning saving the Princess, and the same phenomenon occurred when Jesse picked up the vintage Nintendo Zapper gun and took out the baddens of Hogan’s Alley.

Kids dominated the dance games while parents stood off to the side capturing every moment on their phones. One tween girl was acing Bruno Mars’ ‘Uptown Funk’ while another girl barely out of her toddling years was right next to her doing her darndest to keep up and learn the slick moves on the fly. While my brother-in-law was observing an unfamiliar game a nearby stranger engaged him in conversation, explaining the core concept of the game and what he’d learned so far.

Unknown individuals bonding over nerdy things; ‘cause that’s how C2E2 folk roll, yo.

The Bad

The tattoo pavilion was missing this year, which was a disappointment. The Artists’ Alley of body art has always brought me an intoxicating combination of feelings: the thrill at witnessing artists at work, seeing their creative new pieces and the depths of geeky awesomeness people have explored in their body art, and sharing conspiratorial/commiserative smiles with those under the needle are all positive emotions. Hearing the needle at work, however, sets my teeth on edge. I suppose the sound wouldn’t bother me as much if I fancied myself finished with my own body art, but such is not the case. (Sorry not sorry, Mom and Dad.)

The layout was somewhat spastic, lacking a coherent flow in addition to the sizable gaps on the floor. There were cement spaces in the midst of red carpet where a booth clearly should have stood but failed to do so, for whatever reason. I understand last minute shit happens, but seeing the blank spaces where creative vendors should be sharing their wares was saddening, and frustrating.

For reasons I cannot get into on a public forum, my husband’s gym was once again denied the ability to procure an entire booth and were therefore unable to fully express all they had to offer. People enjoy the variety Forteza has to offer; my coworker’s boyfriend recently took an introductory sword class and loved it, so it was more than a little grating to see the people I care about prevented from reaching their prime target audience to spread the word, and joy, of their hard work.

The Bright and Shiny Cosplay

I cannot get enough of cosplay. Y’know that Michael Jackson meme cut from the theater scene in ‘Thriller,’ when he’s just chowing down on popcorn and someone captioned it, ‘I’m just here for the comments’? Sometimes I feel the same way about cosplay at Comic Cons, and my fellow geeklings did not disappoint.

• Best SNL skit cosplay: As I predicted, there were several Kylo Ren as Matt on ‘Undercover Boss’ outfits, liberated from a Saturday Night Live skit that took the internet by storm. Pure Gold.
• Best random cosplay: I saw two, count ‘em TWO different men dressed as Doug Funnie/Quail-Man. I haven’t thought of that cartoon in years, but I betcha anyone else who was a tween in the 90’s knows what I’m talking about.
• Best use of a baby: This is a three-way tie between two ladies dressed as Rockford Peaches from ‘A League of Their Own’ holding a baby dressed as a baseball, a woman who dressed her baby as Squirrel Girl (complete with acorn earrings!) and a couple dressed as Jon Snow and the Red Lady, with their baby sporting a cap that read, ‘Shadow Baby.’ Well played, parents.
• Best political statement cosplay: Stormtrooper vatos with a sign that read ‘Palpatine: Make the galaxy great again, and then we shall have peace.’ Honorary mention: a guy holding a sign depicting Trump as Lex Luthor asking people to NOT vote for him.
• Best cosplayer hero: Colonel Quickstitch is fully armed and able to help with any cosplayer crisis, and she does it for free with a smile on her wonderful, generous face!
• Most prolific cosplay: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ characters, including a killer cross-gender Immortan Joe.

I really could go on and on. There was a Kylo Ren who looked EXACTLY like Adam Driver, someone who dressed as the Pug Monkey from that cracked out Superbowl commercial, a family of Ant-Men (and mama Wasp), Tank Girl, Colby and Poyo from CHEW, Mrs. Banks in her Sister Suffragette outfit, Kung Fury, a sad Rancor daddy, and the most perfect Q since John de Lancie.

And then there was Spider Jerusalem from Warren Ellis’s ‘Transmetropolitan.’

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This foul-mouthed, mad bastard, filthy fucking journalist is on a mission to print The Truth. It’s an election year, and neither power-hungry half-aliens, corrupt cops nor insane politicians are going to stop him. Or her. Last year my cosplay was about feeling strong, in addition to expressing my love for the character. This year it was about education, liberation and a word of caution. ‘Transmet’ is some seriously twisted, powerful and important shit, and never more so than in a polarizing election year such as this; the similarities are uncanny, and disturbing. I was proud to portray such a strong, vocal and intelligent character, and I was more than pleased to encourage people to pick up the book to experience Spider for themselves. One gentleman recognized me but his female friend did not. “You’re not there yet,” he told her. Turning to me: “Don’t worry, I’ve got her started on Warren Ellis, but we’re still on ‘Nextwave.’”
One of the best things about being Spider was when I was recognized, people GOT me. I felt like every ‘Hey, Spider!’ was more than just acknowledging my kick-ass cosplay, it was recognizing WHY. Another perk was the sexy simplicity of the costume: funky green and red glasses (which prompted more than a few questions on their own), black slacks and an open black blazer, showing off a hint of cleavage. Plus, I wasn’t cold. Here’s to keeping clothes on for cosplay!

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Only downside: carrying a fake cigarette around for two days prompted a craving I haven’t experienced in almost nine years. Thankfully the $12 per pack price tag they go for here in the city kept me on the wagon.

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Admittedly I pouted a bit things didn’t turn out the way I was hoping, but it was yet another life lesson learned from another fantastic Con. I have grown wiser and more tolerant in my many years of Conning. Gone are the days when I’m frantic over arriving at the gate early, or driving myself bananas choosing which panel to attend. Rather than break my own feet I’ll lean against a pillar and let the Con walk by me. I lament the friends I missed but I leave warm and secure in the knowledge that there’s always next year. You can always go home again, especially when home is where the nerdy heart lives.

LIMBO

LIMBO
Written by Dan Watters and Drawn by Caspar Wijngaard
Published by Image Comics

Reviewed by Marc Mason

I’m… pretty jaded as a comic reader these days. I read a LOT of comics, and honestly, most of them are solidly well done. More than a few are actually great. But for a while it has felt like you could see the great ones coming from a mile away. I mean, my favorite Image book is VELVET – but with Brubaker and Epting doing it, you just knew.

Surprise has become a commodity.

That brings me to LIMBO.

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Being completely unfamiliar with the creators, Dan Watters and Caspar Wijngaard, I opened up issue one with absolutely no clue as to what I would find within. What I found was really good. I mean really, really good. Like edging on “great” good. An exquisite surprise that I never saw coming. A comic that brought a rich, bold, inventive vision to the page.

I’ve been devouring it hungrily ever since, right up through the most recent issue, number five.

What is LIMBO about? A detective named Clay with no memory plies his trade in Dedande City, a town with a penchant for voodoo, crime, and the aesthetic of an 80s music video. It’s a noir infused with magic on its brain and Miami Vice on its style.

If that sounds strange, well, it is. Because I haven’t even gotten to things like the Teleshaman yet. I won’t spoil that for you, but let’s just say that what happens to Clay when he pops in the wrong videotape is a staggering, delightful romp of unfettered imagination.

I want more comics like LIMBO. There aren’t enough comics like LIMBO. Instead of another sequel-crossover-event-line wide thingy that exists solely to satisfy the marketing department, why not take your hard earned dollars and track down a creator-owned, highly imaginative, exists solely for the love of making a cool story comic instead? That’s what Watters and Wijngaard have done here, and they should be celebrated for it. I love LIMBO; you will too.

DEADPOOL

Deadpool
Directed by An Overpaid Tool, Produced by Asshats, Written by The Real Heroes Here

Reviewed by Avril Brown

‘Deadpool’ is Marvel’s latest amazingly successful brainchild, blowing away box office records for opening weekend of an R rated film and delighting both comic fans of the Merc with the Mouth and newbies alike. This film is violent, crass, disgustingly hilarious and surprisingly touching, in a bloody, full-on crazy kind of way. In summation: ‘Deadpool’ is perfection.

That being said, this movie is not for everyone. It sure as hell is for me; I’ve already seen it once and have immediate plans to see if again, but it’s not exactly a film I’d take my mother to enjoy, ‘cause she wouldn’t. ‘Deadpool’ is perfection for people who love Deadpool, blood, guts and a whole range of filthy humor.

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If you can’t stand jokes about masturbation, the dropping of frequent mother-f-bombs or a massive amount of grotesquely mangled corpses, then go buy tickets for the ‘Revenant’ or something and leave the ‘Deadpool’ loving to us perverts.

One of the many reasons ‘Deadpool’ is just so splendid is that it did everything right. In the comics Deadpool is known for breaking the fourth wall (he turns to the reader and speaks directly to them), a gimmick utilized well in the film; present but not overdone. He loves to fawn over himself but has a certain amount of self-deprecating humor as well (this seems to come from the writers as well as Ryan Reynolds himself); tons of material to work with there (just the right amount of shade thrown towards previous less successful ventures, and not just ‘Green Lantern’). He never shuts up (his moniker is Merc with the Mouth for a reason) yet every word out of his masked mouth is gold. Yes, he’s incredibly violent and there’s only the barest hint of a moral code rattling around in his scarred skull, but there’s enough of one to make the slightly squeamish feel better about rooting for his ugly ass.

Part of the elation this film has brought fans stems from the fact it is the anti-Christ of the last time we saw Ryan Reynolds don the red suit. Deadpool’s appearance in ‘Wolverine: Origins’ was disappointment in its bitterest form. The gross injustice done not only to the character, but to the actor who seems to have been born to play Deadpool, was offensive. When I originally heard Ryan Reynolds was slated to play Deadpool in the ‘Wolverine’ movie I was overjoyed. I only knew him from Van Wilder but it was enough; I could actually hear him in my head cracking jokes and gleefully stabbing his enemies. And then that hot mess of a movie not only fucked up several iconic Wolverine story lines, but they also went ahead and sewed Deadpool’s mouth shut. Morons.

Thankfully ‘Deadpool’ the movie not only steamrolled right over that pile of crap, it made fun of it as well. Like a lot.

The only complaint, if you can even call it that, I have against ‘Deadpool’ were the massive amount of jokes revealed in the previews. Part of this is my bad; I was so excited for this movie I broke my own rule and watched every single preview right up until the bitter end; multiple times, too. I adored the marketing; couldn’t get enough of the brilliant creativity (did you see Deadpool’s PSA on testicular cancer? I’ve never heard so many nicknames for balls in a three minute span), but there were so many amazing lines/scenes revealed in the trailers that I felt like I’d already seen one quarter of the movie.

Still, there was plenty more to go around, some of which I didn’t even catch during my first viewing (everyone was laughing so hard I didn’t always hear the follow up line).

Sometimes a movie wins so hard, you just can’t help but grin and appreciate the sheer transcendence of it all. ‘Deadpool’ nailed it in every way this film and character was begging to be nailed (and he really would beg for it; Deadpool is one horny bastard). Well done, Real Heroes. Well done indeed. Give yourself a lopsided round of applause (trust me, people who have seen the movie are chuckling right now) and get back to doing what you’re best at, ’cause I expect the sequel to blow me…away. Serves you Heroes right for setting the bar so damn high.

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CHEW #55
Written by John Layman and Illustrated by Rob Guillory
Published by Image Comics

Reviewed by Avril Brown

You know the best part about blindly following a narrative and never trying to second guess what a particular panel or sentence may or may not mean? The fact that I can say with completely unbridled enthusiasm, ‘I did NOT see that coming!’

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A couple of different birdies were singing at me that this latest issue of CHEW, the final installment in the second-to-last story arc entitled ‘The Last Suppers,’ would totally blow my mind, and I can hardly contain my giddiness when I report they were one hundred and ten percent correct.

This is one of those issues in a series a fan can point to as clear cut evidence that CHEW still has its flavor. The jaw-dropping twists in this book will keep readers on the edge of their seat, their overloaded brains scrambling to keep up as they attempt to process what in the damn world is going on. Something wonderful happened, something I dare not have hoped for, but at the cost of something tragic.

Be careful what you wish for: I’d wished a terrible fate, loaded with pain and suffering, for one particular character because of an unforgivable act he appeared to commit. Well he did suffer, but instead of the savage joy of justice well-delivered, there is only sadness, confusion and an even more burning desire to discover the truth. Honestly I cannot imagine how the brilliant CHEW creators can wrap up this singular series in a scant five issues, but holy Jebus, I am dying to find out.

As per CHEW’s amazing balance of duality, alongside the rollercoaster drama ride are the delightful background nuggets, and one in particular I found particularly rewarding. Perhaps they’ve mentioned it before or since, but I recall Layman or Guillory, or perhaps both, spoke of an abhorrence of Chipotle’s cuisine at a panel at C2E2 several years ago, and in the first scene of this issue there’s an errant paper on the ground stating: ‘Chipotle Food Review – Rating: Sadface.’ I felt as if I was reading an inside joke, which is just too damn cool.

The end to one of my favorite finite series of all time is drawing nigh, and if the final five are anything in comparison to this particular issue (I have complete faith they’re going to be even more astonishing) then this concluding excursion is going to be uttering unforgettable.